19 Puns So Dumb They’re Actually Funny.
I know these are cheesy, but they make me feel grate.
1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex.
2. What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
3. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
4. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.
5. I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, “That’s a big rock!” “Boulder,” he replied.
6. I serve my eggs Benedict on a golden platter.
7. How do you make antifreeze?
8. It was an emotional wedding.
9. What does a house wear?
10. There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.
11. It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because…
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own?
13. Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
14. When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
15. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.
16. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
17. Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?
18. What’s the worst thing about ancient orators?
19. What do you do when chemists die?