21 Jokes You Can Out-Dad Your Dad With This Christmas.
Deck the halls with terrible puns.
1. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
2. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
3. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed to keep warm at night?
4. What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
5. What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire’s lit?
6. What did Santa give his depressed elf friend for Christmas?
7. How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women?
8. What do you call Santa’s helpers?
9. What kind of cars do elves drive?
10. What do Santa’s elves go to school to learn?
11. What’s Santa’s favorite thing to do in the garden?
12. What do snowmen call their kids?
13. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
14. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
15. Which one of Santa’s reindeer likes to clean the most?
16. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
17. What’s the biggest difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
18. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
19. What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
20. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
21. What do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa Claus?
Christmas , via : buzzfeed