24 Skeleton Puns That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Might Die.
1. The first in many hilarious skeleton puns by Alison
2. What do skeletons order at restaurants?
3. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
4. This is a different type of pun, only with the text.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
5. How can you float for so long?
6. You want to know why skeletons are so calm?
7. I see right through you man
8. Here is a short video full of skeleton puns:
9. Why are graveyards so noisy?
10. Do you want the rest of my pie?
11. You know what they call a dumb skeleton?
12. What are you doing there?
13. The wind goes right through you
14. Why being a vampire really sucks?
Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.
16. Vampire looking for his neckst victim
17. This garlic bread is so good dude do you want some?
18. Hey buddy, are you cold?
19. Do vampires go sailing?
20. Remember that time when you died and i took your soul?
21. And the winner of this year’s skeleton beauty is?
22. Did you know this fact about the human body?
23. Why are you feeling a little down buddy?
24. Dracula is actually such a pain in the neck.
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