60 Silly Cheese Puns That Will Stop You From Feeling Bleu.

60 Silly Cheese Puns That Will Stop You From Feeling Bleu.

Silly Cheese Puns

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1. I’m so sorry that you are feeling a little bleu.

2. The comedian apologized to the audience because his lines were cheesy.

3. If that pun wasn’t funny enough then tough cheese.

4. I know a retired cheese who gave up the daily rind.

5. A cheese got sliced into a million pieces, that’s grate.

6. The only cheese that can fly are curds of prey.

7. The saddest of all the cheeses is the blue cheese.

8. I reached for the plate of food thinking it was mine until my sister yelled nacho cheese.

9. The cheese was able to score a date with the instructor because he told her she was looking extra-sharp today.

10. The little cheese went to the doctor because he was feeling cheesy, but the doctor told him everything checked out grate.

11. A severe tornado destroyed that French cheese factory and all that was left was de Brie.

12. The Welsh eat their cheese Caerphilly.

13. All the cheese had to do to coax a bear from a tree was to yell come-on-bear!

14. I was fired from working at the factory because I got an addiction to Cheddar cheese even though its only mild.

15. The cheese king used a moat-zarella to surrounds his medieval castle.

16. The other day this lady threatened to throw tomatoes, dough, and cheese at me, so I said “You wanna pizza me?”

17. The only cheese made backwards is edam.

18. The little cheese did not want to get sliced because he felt he had grater plans.

19. How dairy that guy throw his cheese at me.

20. On the floor of the mozzarella forest you will find plenty of cheese sticks.

21. The dinosaur that was made from cheese was called Gorgonzilla!

22. When my dad asked me which type of cheese I wanted on my sandwich, I told him I havarti made a decision.

23. The expression about old cheese soldier that never dye is true.

24. Back in the day I would eat cheese and steak with my eggs, but today it is all ova now.

25. When I was making mac and cheese I forgot to use the colander so my wife gave me a restraining order.

26. When my little brother took my cheese I yelled at him to leave my prov-alone.

27. That cheese diet should be able to help you to cheddar a few pounds.

28. My kitten ate some Swiss cheese and waited for the mouse with baited breath.

29. Did you know that the only way to get a mouse to smile is to simply say cheese.

30. That cheese and stone were fighting and the cheese was definitely winning, but suddenly the Roquefort back.

31. The cheese found that by staring in the mirror and saying “looking gouda”, they could be more confident during the day.

32. The reason why Swiss cheese is considered the holiest of all cheeses is because it is the holiest.

33. It is recommended you always keep you eyes on that cheese because it could be up to no Gouda.

34. Mice who have a lot of money enjoy staying at the Stilton hotel.

35. A flying cheese is often referred to as curds of prey.

36. If you ask a pirate what is their favorite type of cheese, they will gladly tell you that it is chedd-AARRR!

37. The beaver has a strong connection with e-dam cheese.

38. The clown was asked to leave the cheese circus because he was unable to get his Stilt-on.

39. The girl was so vegan that when having her school picture taken she refused to say cheese.

40. When that large tornado destroyed the French cheese factory, the only thing that was left behind was de Brie.

41. The only cheese that works getting a bear down from a large tree is come-on-bear!

42. Marscapone is the best cheese to hide your horse behind.

43. The cannibal admitted that his favorite type of cheese was limb-burger.

44. Age doesn’t really matter unless you happen to be a cheese.

45. The cheese couple had to separate because she felt she was cheddar off without him.

46. The man brought a large bags of chips to the party in queso emergency.

47. Most cheese are big fans of the R&Brie music.

48. You can not go to a cheese Halloween party with doing the Muenster Mash!

49. After the blind man was handed a cheese grater he replied how it was the most violent book that he had ever read in his life.

50. The cheese was asked to leave the bar because the bartender said they didn’t serve your rind here.

51. The only thing that you can do with a cheesy credit card is to go on a huge shopping brie.

52. At the last Olympics, the cheese had to withdraw from the races because it collapsed at the final curdle.

53. Cheddar hates to party with crackers because eventually someone cuts the cheese.

54. If you think that the cheese is lying to you, think twice because it just might be too Gouda to be true.

55. These cheese salesman told the store manager that their cheese may be Gouda, but his is Feta!

56. The Cheese Bible begins with the story of Edam and Eve.

57. Never invite a cheese to a food eating contest because they will tell you to brie it on.

58. The farmer left his goat at the cottage. Cheez it!

59. The old cheese never got married because he had this cheezy sense of humor.

60. The only reason that the cheese went to the art exhibit was because it was cultured.

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